|Hyperart Thomassson Report Sheet|
|FORM HT001-RS00001B - ON FILE|
|Ann Arbor, MI
|Aaron Cavin, Katie Kreiger
Title of Discovery
Condition of Instance (notable traits, context, etc.)
|Remember how they were going to build that "Bridge to Nowhere" in Alaska? Well Michigan went ahead and did it---plus they raised Alaska one.|
Take a good look.
It's a bridge to nowhere---FROM nowhere. And take an even closer look: it's got a roof, to keep the rain off of Gary Thomasson's ghost, as he paces back and forth on this bridge. And better still: they've even got a light up there, so the Gary's ghost can see his way at night.
I can't help but imagine how the owners of these two buildings decided on building this thing. One owner was like:
"As a gesture of goodwill, I would like to build a bridge between my home and yours."
"How kind of you," replied the other owner, "but I hope you're not just trying to make it easier to come use my Playstation in the winter time?"
"Ha ha of course not! And to prove it, we don't even have to build doors on either side of the bridge."
"Wouldn't that make the whole bridge enterprise kind of pointless?"
"I swear to God that I have no aspirations, regarding your cutting-edge video system."
And that's how this bridge got build, to the best of my imagination.